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June 10th,2007@ 10:57 pm - BACK!
朋友们,我回来了

After my 2 weeks of working hard for my money, I have come to realise that money is not easily earned, and must be spent wisely. Hence, I have spent ALL OF IT on an absolutely gorgeous phone :D



But that is not my point of posting. My point is to duly regale you deprived people of my tales during WEP, particularly my encounters with certain people in the office.



This is where I spent 9 hours of every day for 10 days working, confined to a tiny cubicle filled with files and papers and a computer that doesn't even work.



 As such.

The 2 weeks was spent scanning closed files with the scanner and de-stapling each and every document in the extremely thick file that would put your math file to shame.

Of course highlight of the entire attachment was the video conferencing, during which I witnessed 11 people get declared bankrupt after the judge files a "bankruptcy order", and the entire process is done in the comfort of the office using a webcam which links directly to the high court. Cool stuff.

The trip down to the subordinate courts was quite interesting, thought the lawyer taking me there (mark tay hsu chin) talked extremely softly and I couldn't hear half the things he was saying so I just nodded at every thing. And the fact that i was decked out in a white blouse, black skirt, black jacket and black court shoes, which was the standard protocol for interns, also drew the attention of a passer by who thought that I was a lawyer and asked me questions to which I did not have the answer.

However, the rest of the stint was slightly less than spectacular, which involved doing mundane things like the aforementioned scanning, writing mail to be sent out, opening and recording mail, shifting heavy boxes of files form one shelf to another, and various other small things unworthy of mention.

Other unpleasant things occurred as well, for the people working alongside me were absolutely horrible. it amazes me how some people can fight with 16 year olds over the use of a bloody photocopier, seriously. That office had at least 5, but those people just refuse to walk elsewhere to utilise another machine and make you stop your work to accommodate them. how annoying that adults ALWAYS assume that their work is obviously of greater importance than yours but it is their dirty work that we're doing.

On top of that, some people are just disgustingly obnoxious. Such people make me extremely exasperated such that I an envision steam being emitted from my orifices (I know steam can't be seen it just sounds stupid to say 'clumps of water vapour') I have never been so thoroughly disgusted and annoyed at someone almost double my age (or at least looks like it) for thus long. [excluding certain facilitators, she deserves it]. During my time spent with her, my blood pressure escalated to astronomical rates due tot eh fact that she constantly pissed me off, almost at regular intervals.I would dearly like to maim, mutilate! and strangle the awful woman with various wires of household electrical appliances and microwave her fat little paws, but that thought alone would be stooping too low, even remotely close to her level, and I do not particularly enjoy that so I will be diplomatic and rant incessantly about the unjust I face, while secretly cursing her and exploring the beauty of literary catharsis.

I fail to comprehend how some grown, working people have the maturity of a puppy and are nothing short of immature, juvenile, even, INFANTILE, and choose to handle things in an unprofessional manner (woots 4 Ps).

I decide to stop ranting and let things go, and be at peace with myself and the world around me.

All in all, the attachment is one that I am unlikely to forget in the near future.

Vitamin M :D
June 2nd,2007@ 08:24 pm - WORKING
IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I AM NOT BLOGGING, IT IS BECAUSE I AM OFF TO SOME LAW FIRM MAKING MONEY.

By the way, I just witnessed 11 people get declared bankrupt.

DON'T MISS ME TOO MUCH :D
May 26th,2007@ 10:24 am(no subject)
just a random note: I AM STANDING IN THE THIRD ROW OF THE CLASS PICTURE. THIRD ROW (at the end, no less), THIRD ROW!!!!

am tall. (:

The photographer was quite funny, come to think of it. He's probably the only photographer that will follow us all the way tot he gym and still crack jokes with us even after we discover the gym is locked. :D

"Sit like CHARBOH please!"

Joanne:" 快一点!“
Photographer: "要不要echo? 快一点"
May 24th,2007@ 08:14 pm - ONE! MORE DAY
Today was quite an eventful day, all that not forgetting that it was the second last day of school which made it slightly more bearable.

Mr Jeremy is the bomb, seriously. Being US-educated, he doesn't know a single word of Chinese except "The one with 3 boxes in a pyramid"

He is referring to the word

Mr Jeremy: "Whenever I see it I just feel like drawing curtains in it. Don't they look like bare windows?"
Joanne: "One of the boxes is called 'kou' 口“
Mr Jeremy: "Oh you mean like Miss Ko?"

Cheryl: "So who's your best friend in RGS?"
Mr Jeremy: "You guys"

AWWWWWW?

That aside, Cheryl got booked for MISCONDUCT for not returning an umbrella to the Prefectorial Board. An umbrella which in her own words was "Koyak lah, I hold in the rain this side dry THIS SIDE WET"

I laugh at the ridicule of it all.


How true.
May 23rd,2007@ 08:43 pm - I AM DYING.
No, am not emo, I insist.

Felt considerable better for today is a Special Day :D and a quite slack one too since Wednesday's timetable was swopped with Friday's which supposedly made it slacker but I am too lazy to check in which ways. That didn't make sense.

Anyway, I will appear in the yearbook 4 times this year, because I am the coolest and have 3 CCAs! I > You.

Okay, never mind.

Not feeling too well right now, since I have gastric and diarrhoea at the same time, though I actually have no idea how that can happen simultaneously. The cosmic forces of the universe must hate me so.

After learning differentiation, I must say I have to agree with the previous batches of Sec 4s and yell in complete agony "WHAT DOES DIFFERENTIATION HAVE TO DO WITH MY LIFE?" and all this taking into account that we're only at product rule which indicates hardship for the rest of the term. And the next term. Woe is I.

Quotes of the day:

"Is Martin Luther.. a king?" - MTMX

"Tyre and balloons made of air!" - The Sister.


Was not kidding when I said she was dumb. Cheryl says she should have been born blonde.


HAPPY 2 YEARS :D
May 21st,2007@ 06:40 am - KILL ME
I don't even know what to feel anymore cause it seems like I'm so disregarded it doesn't matter what i feel. Oh well, then, maybe I'll just do something drastic then huh. Maybe that will do.

I need a catharsis, an outlet for the pain to just come on out instead of being trapped inside my soul like a tortured beast. Because this is not me, I am not sad, and I am not going to be sad, because life is far too short to be sad. Please do not be surprised if i die tomorrow.

I don't know what to think. It seems like coming to RGS has totally screwed me up, somehow. I really need to stop pretend to be smart just because i am in RGS (yes Shiao, I agree) and get my ass off my chair and work hard because people are going to overtake me.
And I hate the feeling of being overtaken because it's as if something that's rightfully yours has been taken away. But no, nothing is for sure, and I need to start making using of my degenerating brain cells before they decide to go into hibernation. Forever.

Indeed, my GPA has crawled up somebody's anus, and died there.

I need to learn that I have to work hard and work alone for things that I want, because no one is going to throw it at me, not even if I ask, nicely.

This post is utterly incoherent.

I am, the unloved child.
May 21st,2007@ 12:03 am(no subject)
Due to my ardent fan's incessant nagging at me to Please Update My Blog, I shall oblige for once and blog about utterly nonsensical things just to pass time and distract me from Biology, The Impending Doom.

Actually, I currently cannot think of many nonsensical things to blog about.

I will be random.

I fail to understand why it is just SO HARD for me to change phone once when others change phones many times in the term of my one phone. it also does not help that due to my carelessness, my phone has suffered many battle scars and is now semi- retarded. I still love my phone. But  旧的不去,新的不来。Or actually in this case it's more like 新的不来,旧的去不了, so if any kind soul would like to donate to my Make-Me-Happy Fund, please feel free to approach me. Any amount is welcome. You will make me really happy. And I need that right now.

I hope this post does not sound emo, because I AM NEVER EMO, THERE IS NO GIANT EMO TEARDROP HIDING BEHIND MY HAIR, I am simply going through a phase and you would do well to leave me be. shooboo.

Don't feel like blogging anymore.
May 14th,2007@ 09:16 pm - LONG OVERDUE POST ABOUT ORA
ORA was fun! And after an hour of mindless blog hopping today, I am convinced that the sales of the squash booth was greatly elevated by Sophia and Tianyi's antagonizing shrieks of "HI DO YOU WANT TO BUY JEWELRY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIENDS, BOYFRIENDS OR YOURSELF?" So far I have read 3 blogs that commented on them. And I experienced that 3 times, and I'm FROM squash.

Anyhow, 209 was the best, seriously. I've never had such a bond with anybody or any organization ever before, and I really love them lots for that. I know if i blog in detail it's going to be boring and embroiled into a rant about why the PE department totally makes my day and a whole lot of angry, angry words, so I will cast that behind me and say that I just love 209'05 very very much.
Potatoes totally rocked, by the way. And a big thanks to those who bought from the 209 stall albeit our very pathetic begs to, I'm glad you all obliged in the end. But those who blatantly refused, then sucks to you :D


Our luffly banner that was done in like, 10 minutes.

Kidding, okay, kidding!

Anyway, I have decided that I want to immortalize ORA day with the niners, so I shall blog about it. Since it is boring and (relatively) picture-less, I will LJ cut it :D
209! )

This is wayyy nostalgic.

Anyway, my school day today was uneventful since the conclusion of the MYAs ultimately meant an onslaught of work, terrible work and many essentially boring and useless subjects which I take pleasure in sleeping throughout (no points for guessing which). Its not that I don't try, its just that sleeping would be a more productive alternative? And seriously, I'm all about the productivity.

Really, I am.

But there's something you need to know about me.
I lie.
May 10th,2007@ 08:56 pm - HAPPY PASSION DAY NINERS!
HAPPY 41ST PASSION DAY 209'05! <33



We are the legacy that lives on, forever. <33
May 9th,2007@ 09:06 pm - ITS OVER.
sweeeeet, sweeeet liberation!!

Maths was a disaster, serious, but since it's over I will choose to cast it at the back of my mind and get on with my life. And also because I have other things to gripe about. Like Physics. But nah, it wasn't that bad after all.


Anyway, after school today, Cheryl and I went out to shop and watch a movie! Okay yes granted, we didn't have much money - or in her case, ANY money, but we still had loads of fun! It's kind of hard to put our....experiences in words because we are simply, indescribable.

Yeah, No school tomorrow. Be jealous, people :D

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